It’s Nice to Internet-Meet You

Jordan Francis

Try to think of me as a friend you’ve never met and probably never will…

I’m Jordan, the person who registered this domain 🤷‍♂️

Here are three things to know about me:

  1. I am a slow thinker;
  2. I am a destroyer of bloat;
  3. And I am phone-phobic. Thus my mission in life is to corner the “don’t speak to me” market (we really should email…)


  • Digital Marketer for 20 years (web building, SEO’ing, copywriting, email marketing, and paid traffic’ing, etc.)
  • Wit, and the propensity to say daft things for… levity?
  • Creating lists of three.

What I Stand For?

What I Stand Against?

  • Conformity Over Results
  • “Everything but the kitchen sink” (I say “let’s do less, and do it better.”)
  • Complexity (oh ego, stop it.)

Who Can I Help?

  • Small and micro-business owners
  • Indi rule breakers
  • Tiny digital businesses

Which Locations Do I Serve?

Thanks to the interconnectivity of our planet, it doesn’t matter where you live.

Digital services are not physically restrained, after all.

So, the location I serve is Earth (until Elon Musk connects us to Mars.)

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